The New Current Vs…

After talking with James about this new section last night I thought I would go against all his kicks and screams and set up The New Current Vs. Here we, probably just me, will get to let rip about all the things that seem to be getting in the way of a good life, a simple life, the best life I could try and make for myself…

OK that’s not the only reason why I have decided to set this new section up. I was thinking to myself the other night when I was sweeping up leaves in the garden whilst Beethoven was on the old LP and my wine was warming somewhat unnaturally in the afternoon sun, I need a place to vent. Venting is one of the best things you can do as a British person, well, it’s the only real thing we have that we can still call British, everything else has been taken from us and sold to the Germans, or the French.

So here we are, we get to vent and be angry, let rip, at the world and the things that we are against and have no power, real or imagined, to change, but we will give it a go…

… Peter Mandelson

If there is a God, and there is some great debate over this but am not going there, then there is a devil, or more correctly, there is a evil. An evil so dark and so slippery that it could only be called Peter Mandelson. Am not sure about you but I have been unable to sleep soundly since he has been back in government and I have been making sure the nightlight my mother bought me is on full blast.

Is it wrong of me to fear the dark…I don’t think so. The dark is where you will find Mandelson lurking, rubbing his hands together, and biting the heads of small new borns whilst his lover plays the viola and spits chewed up copies of the magna carter on a bonfire made up of the souls of Britain’s gone by.

I really dislike the man to a point where I think it would be easier for me to think about having Hitler around for Tea than it would be looking into the soulless eyes of this man. Does anyone know why the hell he is back in government, really, does anyone know why he is dictating all these policies when he has yet to be elected. Is this the real saviour of democracy or is he the man that has finally done to democracy and Britain what Tony Blair could only have dreamed of.

This man should be stopped and the Taliban wont return my calls ‘to much trouble you cause’…friends hey.