The tragedy of the red carpet is the competition. With so many people and so little time, one comes away feeling they have little to show for it. Reporters wrestle to get the last question. Photographers demand pose, posture and pout. So I stood. And I gawped. But in the midst of this furor, elegance endured. This is the contradiction. The press performed the drama. The actors were simply caught in this storm.

The first to talk to The New Current was Gary Lineker:
You are at the Olivier’s, are you excited?
Good spot! Yes, very much. My first time. So its nice to get an invite here. To be among some very talented people. It’s great.
How does the drama of football compare to the drama of the stage?
Well, there’s nothing more dramatic than football. Theatre do there very best, but they are pretending, ha!
Which theatre have you particularly enjoyed this year?
I saw Hamlet in New York with David Tennant. I have seen a few Hamlets this year, but he was great. I see quite a lot of theatre these days. My wife is very much into it, so I go with her.
I can’t let you go without mentioning Walker’s Crisps. With Comic Relief this Friday, which special addition flavor do you want to win?
I must be neutral. I couldn’t possibly say. But, between you and me, the chili con-carnie is great.
Positioned along the carpet were the scouts. Tomorrow they will divide the cool from the fools. I am of course, talking clothes. This is perhaps the purpose of the red carpet. My opinion on fashion carries as much weight as a heliumed-hampster, but I will say something. While dresses, ties, tuxedoes and thighs were clasping the eyes of many, mine gawked elsewhere. From Benedict Cumberbatch’s sparkling shoes to Tamsin Greig’s jumpsuit actually. Though she joked of how she had “found it in a toy box”, it proved a sensation with photographers. With great amicability, she presented us with the suppleness a playsuit allows.
Another who caught the eyes of many was Rupert Everett. Dapper as ever, we briefly caught up with him to discuss his year in theatre:
Of course you did Pygmalion last year? It was fantastic.
You saw it? Thank you. Yes, I did.
So are you planning to return to the stage soon?
Yes. We are taking Pygmalion to London, in the West End soon. Should be good.
Great! Have you any plans beyond that?
No, not for the time being. Not for a while, no.
As is the way with award ceremonies, there were awards to be given out. Roger Allum’s serene excitement – which in itself is odd – on the red carpet, was later repaid. His performance of Henry IV (Parts I & II) was rewarded with best actor. Meanwhile, Andrew Lloyd-Webber’s Love Never Dies, for all its seven nominations, left empty handed. Sierra Boggess, who has the lead in the musical, had earlier described it to us as “one of Andrew’s best – if not the best, score he has ever written”. Pennies drop in unpredictable ways I guess.
People may criticise the glamour of awards. They may haughtily cry out that it retracts from the raw art of theatre! With the BBC broadcasting live, the Olivier’s were glamorous. But was all the pomp so far removed from what they were celebrating? To be undermined? I think not. Tracie Bennett spoke of “how at this level, one is not in it for the competition. That is the road to purgatory. Things like tonight are to celebrate everyone’s work”. I agree. With the cuts looming, tonight’s Olivier’s was graceful finger to the government. As British film has made clear, so too did the theatre, that they are unrivalled industries. Their venerable position is a throat choker. So we spoke to Danielle Hope of this:
Britain, especially the West End, is considered the best theatre in the world. How do you feel about the cuts on the arts, and how will this affect the English theatre industry? It is always bad when the arts are cut. But it is something we all have to deal with. We all need to keep working hard, and together. We all need to try and help each other to do what we do in theatre.
Theatre is blessed, for it is adaptable. At the core of it are the people. Productions may lose funding. Theatres may experience seismic reshuffle. But if there continues to be the level of actors that tonight has shown, the theatre will be safe. To often the theatre is shadowed by film. Tonight’s red carpet took issue with this. It showed how this should not be the case.
By Patrick Wheatley